Happy New Year, and Why it Should Matter

Many elements of our lives are ruled over by arbitrary constraints. Time is one of them. From a prosaic point of view, the sun rose on exactly the same planet, with exactly the same state of affairs as yesterday. The only real differences, that actually stand testament to the fact that time has passed, are that some people’s milk has gone off, and the postman has been.

Yet January 1st each year marks a change in all of us. It might be a short lived change – some mumbling about losing weight as we wander to the fridge to get another pie – but it might not. In many ways, the duration of our resolutions is irrelevant.

Why ‘It’s just an excuse to celebrate‘ are perhaps the most evil words in history

The thing is, even if God and Stephen Hawking teamed up to give a PowerPoint presentation on why celebrating the New Year is illogical and makes us all look stupid, we should still do it. The idea that a cheap excuse to have a party, or be happy, or decide to improve ourselves, makes those subsequent endeavours worthless is like saying, ‘Well, you didn’t really need to have sex, did you? You had biscuits in the cupboard and a DVD you haven’t watched yet.

If logic ruled the world…

What a dull place we’d all live in. No one would have conversations with their pets (although people who give each other presents ‘from’ the pets are taking it a bit too far even in our enlightened world of selective sensibility), librarians wouldn’t say ‘Shhhhh!‘ really loudly, and none of us would mind the lack of E-Numbers in our food.

No, what we don’t need more of is cold, hard logic. What we need more of is the warm brightness of human spirit.

Why not celebrate and promise to better ourselves?

The New Year breaks up life’s little tediums – going to work, walking the dog, eating cold soup from the tin because we can’t be bothered washing up a bowl. It gives us a chance to evaluate our lives, and remember our desire for something more, something better than what we have.

True, many of us will think small (stop flicking pasta shapes at the Pope), but others will aim high, and some will achieve their goals. And those that don’t still get a reason to party hard once a year with the people (and drinks, crisps, pizza, movies, television and celebrities) they love the most in the world.

Either way, I call that a win for us.

Happy New Year.

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How things change – the place that was

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I’ve given up and accepted the fact that I have to think about everything. Nothing just happens anymore. It goes into my head and gets chopped into tiny pieces and comes out again as a thousand questions, like pasta through a spaghetti cutter. It’s kind of annoying on occasions. I suppose the opposite would be to be totally vacant at all times, and that would be far worse.

What prompted my latest period of introspection was the fact a new Sainsbury’s has been built nearby. I like Sainsbury’s. Mostly because they have an apostrophe in their name. It’s the little things that count.

The location of this new store is in a very narrow field between two main roads, a sort of splinter of green land between the town I live in and the roundabout you need to go to in order to access the A roads which start you on the path of escaping Cornwall. Sainsbury’s new location is about 500 yards from a Tesco in one direction, and 500 yards from a Morrisons (no apostrophe, note) in the other. Penzance is only a small town. We now have more supermarkets than things to do.

Of course the locals complained

Penzance – in fact, Cornwall is general – is one of those places that time forgot. Or rather, the Cornish were offered time, didn’t like the change, and decided to stick with measuring the sun, thank-you-very-much. Anything new happens, the locals are up in arms and a committee is formed to protect the local landscape. As happened with Sainsbury’s. It was destroying the local landscape; spoiling the view.

What existed in that spot before Sainsbury’s was a tiny heliport: a large, rusty metal warehouse where the helicopter slept, and a small white shack that served as the departure lounge.

It’s not so much about Sainsbury’s itself, I don’t think. The locals here just don’t like change. When the local college was revamped, they erected a small Wind Turbine for the science students. Residents of one village claim they can hear it spinning, and they live a mile away. I’ve stood right underneath it, and it would be drowned out by a car driving past.

The shifting nature of a place

A couple of weekends ago, we went to explore the new store. As I said, there’s not much to do down here. It was an event. The local road now has a roundabout in the middle so that middle class people who desperately aspire to shop in Waitrose can buy Jamie Oliver products in orange plastic bags. We pulled up into the car park, with its slick, freshly tarmacked surface and its crisp parking bay lines. I stood in the car park then, faced by the glowing juggernaut of the new store (it was night time; the whole thing was quite beautiful, with its flowing roof, stone walls and wood cladding), and remembered that this used to be a field.

A field in which I had never been, but had driven past probably thousands of times in my life. I knew that field. It was green, full of helicopters and rabbits. It didn’t change at all in the decades during which it sailed by the car window.

But now, it is something completely different. The green grass is hard black car park. The rusty old helicopter hutch has been replaced by a gigantic structure, big neon orange signs everywhere. People who would never have set foot in a mere field now flock to buy croissants and wine and balsamic vinegar and Potpourri.

Which is funny, isn’t it? It’s like looking down at your body to find you’ve got donkey legs. Something so consistent, so unchangeable, has been completely transformed. Perhaps it’s grown up, like everything does? Perhaps that’s what the residents in Cornwall are afraid of? That one day they will wake up and everywhere will be carpark and aisles of fridges full of posh yoghurt.

We went inside and explored the new supermarket. It was very nice. I bought the latest Stereophonics album, which is also nice. I’d never have found that in a field with a helicopter.

And in ten years’ time, it will be hard to believe that there was ever a time when Sainsbury’s wasn’t there. I’d love to have some kind of siren go off in my mind at the exact point where it became pedestrian, so I could appreciate the moment it transitioned from something new, and worthy of considering, to something to take for granted. Something as permanent and unchangeable as a thin field with a spluttering old helicopter in it, and a few surely deafened rabbits.

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