Black Friday chaos – was it worth it?

"Ima get an Xbox" - "The Shoppers" by William Glacken. Source: Wikimedia Commons
“Ima get an Xbox” – “The Shoppers” 1907-1908 by William Glacken. Source: Wikimedia Commons

UK retailers will be incredibly happy in the run up to Christmas. Some imported products don’t do well in other countries. You’d think that, without the exposition of Thanksgiving the day before, Black Friday would be one of them. It wasn’t.

Retailers expected around £720million of sales, but us British were determined to show that we can become mindless, frenzied madman for a half-price electric toothbrush like the best of them, and racked up £810million worth of online spending. We spent more on Black Friday this year than we did on Cyber Monday for the first time in history. That’s being considered an achievement by some, although if I were to spend a personal best on Batman comics I doubt my fiancé’s first reaction would be to give me a certificate.

I, like so many other British people, watched the chaos in disbelief. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate a good bargain. I’m just not prepared to take part in a reconstruction of the final battle from The Dark Knight Rises just to save 80 quid on a telly. Bargains are important, and being able to save money is a very useful life skill. But what happened to the thing we British are so valued and famed for: what happened to our decorum?

…if you’re fighting a woman for a pair of knickers, today is clearly going wrong for you.

There used to be a time when we wouldn’t even show any emotion at our own parent’s funerals. And while I’m not saying the displays of emotion should be reserved to doffing our hats and challenging blaggards to duels, I do think perhaps we could do with a little lesson in restraint. After all, if you’re fighting a woman for a pair of knickers, there should be a point where you wonder why today’s going so wrong.

In previous years is was us who looked at the displays of violence and desperation in America’s Black Friday sales and shook our heads. And yet in just a few short years that has become us. Whatever happened to queueing? Whatever happened to the British who would queue through the Apocalypse in order to get on the one spaceship to leave Earth safely? What happened to the people who would rather die than trouble those nice ambulance people?

Could it be the recession? Did Black Friday give us the chance to do Christmas at a more affordable price? It’s nice to be able to spend money again, and spend money we did; John Lewis sold a tablet per second on Black Friday (source: The Guardian). Maybe we were so frantic because we wanted to make sure that our children, families, and loved ones had the presents they deserved this year, without us having to break the bank to do it. Christmas is, after all, a rather strenuous time for family finances. Can anyone really be blamed for trying to save some money?

Build it and they will come. Or, rather: reduce it and they will beat the pants off each other to get to the checkout.

But when you see that the people who were so desperate to get hold of television sets at an £80 discount are now trying to sell them on eBay, you have to wonder.

Should the consumers be to blame? We’ve been conditioned to want things, and it’s natural to want the lowest price. Getting bargains is common sense. Saving money is a talent to be respected. If you leave a plate of biscuits alone in a room with a Golden Retriever for an hour, can you really be surprised when you come back and find that it has eaten them all? Build it and they will come. Or, rather: reduce it and they will beat the pants off each other to get to the checkout.

Britain has managed to survive all the other major sales we get throughout the year. Perhaps the news is just trying to play up to the Black Friday stereotype.

What we have to remember is that ‘Britain enjoys Black Friday deals in an orderly and dignified manner’ would be a very boring news headline. Of course we’re going to hear about the places where people went wild. Of course we’re going to see two people locked in a deadly duel to the death with a pair of ladles over a set of non-stick frying pans. Not everyone went Black Friday crazy. Many people just got on with it, the shops were a little busier, and lots of people got a good bargain. Britain has managed to survive all the other major sales we get throughout the year. Perhaps the news is just trying to play up to the Black Friday stereotype.

But it does leave me saddened. I’m not against consumerism, and I think that what some people call materialism I would call enjoying life. But to see people get this desperate, this frantic, over a saving is rather embarrassing. Fighting over discount televisions…is it really worth it? Is it worth having to be that person: the one on the news, the one at whom the world shakes their heads, just for a bargain?

Did you grab any Black Friday bargains? Tell me your Black Friday stories below.

At what point does a savvy customer become a greedy customer?

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Three things have happened recently. Three things of relevance to this post, that is, and technically one of them isn’t recent at all. I’m sure more than three things have happened globally, or even locally for that matter. But I couldn’t exactly start this post with the line ‘1.8 million things have happened recently’. And how do you even define ‘recently’? That changes everything. Crap, this has all gone horribly wrong.

Start again…

Hello.

The three things that have happened that are of relevance are:

  1. Everyone is getting very Christmassy
  2. The new Sainsbury’s supermarket has just opened in my hometown
  3. I saw a blog about people buying eBooks on Amazon, reading them, and then returning them within seven days to get a full refund

These things all combined to remind me of the Facebook status I read about this time last year. It was a status about why people should support their local, independent shops. However, it wasn’t a plea, and it certainly wasn’t motivational. I actually thought it was a tad aggressive, in that it followed the tone of ‘If you shop at the big chain store for Christmas presents you’re wrecking the livelihood of a poor, starving independent shop owner. You might as well go and stamp on their face as they try to eat their pitifully small turkey’.

This got me thinking, and over the year the issue of small shops versus big brands continued to bubble away in the back of my mind. As we approach Christmas, this issue becomes even more pertinent.

We are all just looking for value

The thing is, because that Facebook status seemed to imply that we were doing something wrong by shopping at big stores I naturally thought about my defence to the argument. The main reason that we will shop at the big stores is the obvious one – it’s cheaper. I bought Adobe Photoshop Elements a while back from Amazon. Why didn’t I buy from my local technology shop? Because it was £20 more expensive. £20 is a lot of Smarties. (Note: I tend to measure currency in terms of Smarties, just as I measure calorie intake in terms of Kit Kats – e.g. ‘Wow, that slice of cake was 3.5 Kit Kats!’).

As much as sometimes it would be great to shop at local stores anyway, regardless of the higher prices, I expect many of us just can’t afford to. When we can get more for less, it is so wrong that most of us choose to take it?

The plight of the independent shopkeeper

I don’t blame independent retailers for having the higher prices. It’s a matter of logistics, not greed, I know this. Amazon can sell a CD for half the price of a brick and mortar store, because they don’t have the same costs when it comes to overheads (when you’re a small company, it’s a lot harder to afford the expensive accounts who help you avoid paying tax). If independent retailers matched online outlets, or supermarkets, on price they’d very quickly go out of business.

So it’s not the retailer’s fault that there is such a price discrepancy. Are bigger companies being too ruthless? At what point does having a competitor turn into being dominated by a merciless rival?

Or should it be our responsibility as the consumer to pay the higher prices of independent stores to keep them in business?

Smarts or greed?

I expect a lot of us would like to believe that we are savvy customers (incidentally, I like the word ‘savvy’. People aren’t savvy enough. Whilst I’m on the topic, people need to swashbuckle more as well). We often boast to our friends of the great deals we’ve got.

Where the Amazon e-book debate comes into it, is that I would argue the practice of reading a book and then returning for full refund comes under the category of greed, rather than customer savviness. There’s a difference between exploiting the competitive nature of business to find the best deal on a product, and exploiting a loophole in a system to gain something for free.

But at what point does savviness devolve into greed? I would argue that the eBook thing counts as piracy. But who is it okay to rob business from? Going to a store’s competitor is stealing business from them, but if the other store has a cheaper price, as a consumer would you not be foolish to knowingly pay the higher cost?

And what about preowned games? The practice of trading in games is essentially a highly-profitable rental service for the companies involved in doing so (note – this business model doesn’t work with bandages, soup, or firewood). But it means that the games developers are missing out. They only get money from the first sale, but their game could be sold two or three times over. Think of all the Smarties they are owed.

How much responsibility lies with the consumer?

The problem with the trading-in system with games, or returning eBooks for a refund on Amazon, or just shopping in supermarkets that are cheaper than your local grocers, is one of availability. At the end of the day, we do it because we can. As the blog post about the Amazon returns said, the people returning these books aren’t ‘evil’ – they are just ordinary people who have found a way to make their love of reading completely free (If only there was some organisation of buildings that you could go into and come back out again with free books, which you can read and then return without having to pay a penny…).

At what point does giving the customer value become sticking two fingers up at the people who work so hard to create the things they enjoy in the first place?

But with the rest of life, we know there are lots of things we don’t do just because the opportunity is there. Like playing Wink Murder at a funeral. When it comes to money, things naturally get more complicated, because there is a fine line between usefulness and greed. But the problem with business, is fundamentally it is about making money. As consumers, we can’t be expected to treat businesses like they are charities. But is it OK to frame the issue in such callous black and white terms?

Perhaps, in a world where we throw way too much, can’t pay attention for very long, are used to things being transient, and our communities disintegrating, perhaps it is not such a personal sacrifice to buy one book from your local independent bookstore, as opposed to two or three from Amazon for the same price. Perhaps we need to stop thinking about what we are losing by buying a brand-new game rather than the preowned one, and think about what we gain.

Of course it is easy to say, and not so easy to put into practice, but maybe, if just once in a while each of us did this, we’d be making a large investment in the future of our community, our planet, and our intellectual capacity.

And there would be enough Smarties for everyone.

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